A Day In Masturbation Month!

It’s almost a week into National Masturbation Month and if your wrists are going limp from the daily masturbation, why not use some toys and gadgets to get hot and bothered?

1. Spend all day at work, thinking about masturbating. When you feel the urge, help dissipate it by pinching the screen of your iPhone like it was a nipple. Push aside the thoughts that Apple might come take back your phone because you're being a bit dirty.

2. On the way home buy beginner-style tweezer nipple clamps. Once home, clamp the nipple right at the base. Slowly increase the pressure. Breathe and moan into it. Tug a little on the chain.

4. When your looking for the rest of your sex toys--National Masturbation Month is all about abandoning yourself to self-pleasure decide to record yourself on whatever gadget is handy. Listen to naughty recording. Get turned on again.

Here's a message for you, lovers.

*Orgasm sound courtesy of epanody.