Dick Slang Can Dance

It’s not easy to go viral, but these boys are try try trying. According to The Awl, this is actually take two; this time they’ve tried to hit it full-on front and centre with Dick Slang. The dance move is all about gyrating the hips so their dicks visibly swing in their jogging pants. But really boys if you really want to get the ladies why don’t you pull down the baggy jogging pants, stick a tassel on your dick then try out those moves? I’ve been waiting for male burlesque-esque dancers. Seriously. Hopefully the boys behind Dick Slang will take this recommendation into consideration when the release the full length video.